"I don't have a mommy or daddy," Harry replied sadly; and looked at his raggedy, old shoes that were blue.
"You can speak with my auntie and uncle," Harry retorted politely; and blinked his big, blue, childlike eyes.
"Would you like us to educate you on the Dawkins?"
OK, I made it five chapters before I had to give up, because she started quoting Bible verses at the end.
Still, it's pretty damn funny.