"Anne Hathaway is perfection."
"It's sort of weird to be hugged by your algebra teacher. That's all I have to say."
"OMG Anne Hathaway's "I'm siiiiiiiick" voice is SO hilarious! Giggling at work. My colleague thinks I'm nuts."
"Lily and Mia just listed all my favourite 90s female celebrities and whether their boobs were real or fake."
"Hathaway's Grandmere voice is so good it doesn't sound like her, it just sounds like this horrible old smoking French lady. So different from the movie Grandmere."
"UGH LILY IS SUCH A BITCH. What kind of a friend treats another friend like that?"
"Tina Hakim Baba is the friend Lily should be to Mia."
"Ugh Lilly is the WORST. She gets all mad at Mia but then keeps secrets from her - and for no reason!"
"It is quite stylish these days to be Asian."
"I keep forgetting the books are based in New York City (the greatest city in the world) and the films are based in San Fransisco. I wonder why they made that change?"
"Mia would rather have a boyfriend than be a princess."
"Don't try listening to an audiobook as you try to go to sleep, you'll drift in and out and miss a whole bunch of stuff. Oops."
"Oh no, really? It's not who we think it is? But that's just... so sad!"
"NO MIA DON'T FALL FOR THAT PATRIARCHAL BULLSHIT. You don't owe him ANYTHING."